Last night my ex calls me, and tells me that she's freakin pregnant :O. I was like woa, you sure it aint Darry's? She's all like it's yours Tim. So now I gotta be a daddy in 9 months :D
thank you. i think zac efron is gay. i told this girl at my school that when he comes out of the closet i'm gonna call her, laugh hysterically, and hang up.
haha, okay... so i was just sitting here inicently and all the sudden i realize that i'm sitting in on a major brag session (need i say more...) between my oldest brother and his friend. ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Soo i do what he does like every night. haha good for him. it's fun 2, and theres only like one other person in this conversation that would no that. haha
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
haha i know but did you ever see "trapped at the drive-thru" on youtube? its like 11 minutes long haha because he repeats everything he says over and over.
haha yeah. whats with the tickle me elmo thing? haha that reminds me if you type into youtube "elmo behind the scenes" it'll show him like swearing. its great. :)
I feel like dumbo bc my ears feel big, and i feel like a monkey bc haha i'm eating a banana i think haha, or is it a chocolate bar, haha i dun remember. Haha hey i know who i am i'm dallas winston Lmfao haha, wow hahahahahahaha
Yes you will, you will find out, i don't feel well haha still gotta party tonight. haha i think i will go naked bc thats the way i'll end up anywayz. haha jkz
so this is my blog. My names Tim Shepherd leader of the Shepherd gang. Ya me and good o'l Dally get in alot of fights, right now, well basically all my fightin life i've lived in Tulsa. And thats all ya need to know bout me.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 760 Newer› Newest»psh ohio's way better than pencilvania besides its too hard to spell anyways
the jonas brothers make me throw up a little too. their pants are really tight
you guys forgot New York. and i'm not talking about NYC... like Syracuse area
haha dont they only wear like red pants or something? tight pants are hott.
lmao its pennsylvania and i do admit it gets hard at times to spell it. xD
and i think there are all gay
dal arent you from new york or something? haha
hmmmm....
hell ya thats the best place on earth. Ok they have hot girls 2.
thank you. i think zac efron is gay. i told this girl at my school that when he comes out of the closet i'm gonna call her, laugh hysterically, and hang up.
im probly wrong.
haha but ohio's still better right dallas
ewww i cant stand zac effon or w/e his name is. haha.
hmmm i'd have to think bout that. ur hot but maybe theres ugly ppl.
NY!!!!!
haha have you ever stopped in pennsylvania
No actually i've been to Ohio and it's Hot there. I mean the girls.
Ahh there both good.
i can make sure u have better times here
oh i guess i was right then.
hey, i've been to PA!!!
OH WITH THE WAY YOU TALK LYSSA I BET YOU CAN!!!
haha im not all talk either
yikes
WOW haha.
haha which part jude?
whats wrong Jude?
Haha then i guess i'll have to bring alot of whip cream and chocolate sauce when i go to Ohio.
i drove through it on a road trip... all i remember is Gettysburg.
ohh haha ok. i live in pittsburgh.
ahh!!! bad images!!!
Jude whats the bad images?
did anyone ever see chuck and larry
hmm, do you really want to know???
ya i do. Tell me!
am i supposed to take that as an insult lol?? if u think im a slut then go right out and say it cuz i admit to it lol
huh? where u talkin 2 me? i never said anything bad :S
haha, okay... so i was just sitting here inicently and all the sudden i realize that i'm sitting in on a major brag session (need i say more...) between my oldest brother and his friend. ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
jude tell me the bad images RIGHT NOW!!!
no i wasnt talkin to u lol
ok there and how is that a bad image?
oh ok. Lol
so demanding.
i'm confused.
God this must be my personal record for not.....nvm
haha ok.
wtf does inicently mean??
okay, you are not the one sitting here! i am currently listening to a boy who is like my brother talk about what he does alone with his girlfriend
i think she meant innocently? idk.
i got that part i jus didnt know what the big word meant
Soo i do what he does like every night. haha good for him. it's fun 2, and theres only like one other person in this conversation that would no that. haha
haha exactly
between you guys and the conversation i'm listening to i'm gonna puke out my guts
haha.
Go ahead. where not being dirty.
why wats wrong wiff talkin bout doin it??
Ya. Haha i bet Judes never done it. Haha. u dun know what ur missing out on. haha
shud i leave now or not? i dunno haha.
really everyone does it unless ur a nun or sumptin lol
ok. i'll stay for u and steph :P
hey, your not a whore unless you live in a whore house
idk she was sayin it to me or u
i think all normal ppl get like that. haha
haha i think youre right
haha. thank you at least 2 ppl agree. haha
excuse me?? u shouldnt be judging ppl like the way u are and now ur insulting not only me but my family so same to you
guess so, i think? i dunno, i'm really confused right now
ugh..read what u said and maybe u wont be so confused...but maybe im jus over reacting i am jus a stupid tramp right jude??
ugh, i don't even know if you called me the nun... if you did then... nuns are effin' awesome
well from the sounds of it jude u live in a whore house with what ur brothers doing.
hmm and what if i do jude?? what are u gunna do about it?? ur a prejudice hateful person to me so whatev
hey dallas and steph wats crackin??
haha lets party then
what type of party guys?
sarcasim, look it up in the dictionary. and now i really am leaving
haha i dont care lol
Gettin laid is fun. Haha now i have like 12 girls going with me to the party
haha youre real nice. how many are you planning on taking haha
All of them haha
is she seriously gone this time??
anyways...
HAHAHAHA!
well see the way i look at it 1 boy 12 girls
haha sorry u guys had to see that lol im a bitch when i need to be lol
lmao. all of them. ha that was funny.
ohh i say it all the time when i'm gettin laid haha
haha so...
wait lyssa did you get comment 300?
who likes their own name?
whoops nope dallas took it
OHHH srry bout that hahaha.
sometimes i dont like it but its better than jude isnt it?? haha
why dont u like ur name??
i bet Jude is depressed. Haha having a boys name and sexless, thats gotta be a hard life.
uhm i dont really care about mine all that much. like i dont love it but i dont hate it either. why?
god i hate that word verification thing
bc it sucks
haha its ight dallas as long as it was u or steph
Haha.
haha no it doesnt
ya it is i wish i was like well i dunno just not dallas or jude haha
i really like both your names
haha thanx i like ur names 2 for girls.
haha thanks but would you rather be Curly?? or i have a girl at my school named Shebraska its better than that lol
oh god this is like the longest i have gone without gettin laid. haha
oh god this is like the longest i have gone without gettin laid. haha
ohh haha thanks
and look at it this way, at least you are dallas and not like something weird like some girl's name like gertrude or something. lmao.
on 2nd thought my names fine/
or gibert or theodore
i know a girl named uju
haha i think so
LOL
haha i forgot i wanted to tell you that blond joke about the blond with square boobs made me laugh real hard.
omg i can't wait till tonight. the sad thing is most of the girls are blonde. I just find most blondes hotter then any other hair colour
haha thanks lol
lol
btw dally did you ever tell pony my message haha or did you forget
Oh see and i've got a hot bloned here talkin to me. HAHA
uhhh haha. i dun really remember.
haha its ok i was about to tell you to forget it anyway
haha
ew i just remembered i got school tomorrow.
do u guys have any new jokes??
Ewww school. haha
haha i dont have school for like 6 days lol sucker!!
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
oh thanks a lot haha
lmao
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
hey dallas wheres tim at
if he's there tell him i said hi i havent talked to him in like forever
tell him i said hi too even though i dont think i ever talked to him before haha. you and curly are the only ones ever on here.
haha hes way cooler lol
he;s with his gf.
whos way cooler Lyssa???? Tim???
ugh...no??? lol
i am bored....
haha dont get your balls in a knot now
i meant u were haha
i think i'm gonna call up one of those girls to come over right now!!! hahaha
Oh well course i'm cooler.
haha u should watch candy mountain again lol
what if i where on top of candy mountain?
haha do either of you like weird al?
haha okay??
haha i like most of weird al's songs but some are kinda dumb lol
wanna know what, i think i'm drunk!!!
oh okay now it makes more sense
haha i know but did you ever see "trapped at the drive-thru" on youtube? its like 11 minutes long haha because he repeats everything he says over and over.
i'll watch it lol
Hey everyone this is Tim. I had to push Dallas off the computer.
hey tim. i think this is like the first time im talking to you.
Hey Steph. Srry dallas is like callin some girls. haha.
opps wait hes back ok nvm.
haha i know he told us that
I am wasted.
hey tim its been forever how are ya doing?? ps watch candy mountain on youtube lol
oh hey
nvm hey dallas
ill be right back
HAHA u said hey like what horses and cows eat haha.
I AM WASTED... Getting ready to party.
haha i guess??
HAHA Tim says i'm drunk but i'm like hahahaha
haha u and tim are fun when ur drunk lol
HAHA!!! tickle me emo!!! haha
haha i think u might be lol
haha =)
If life is fair why do roses have thorns
brb in 10 mins need to throw up!!!!
thats very...ugh...deep
alright im back haha
back
hah i feel better now haha
heyy dallas are u back
oh sorry nvm lol my computer is being slow
haha. wow i think i am drunk, either that or it was some crystal meth.
haha 400th comment
haha i tryed it today. Its some good stuff but its to much like highness
haha prolly both
haha ur wierd lol
haha wow i think i am gonna pick some flowers. haha they smell pretty, its time to dance to dallas's song haha. wow
Did you just call me weird? :O Steph u there?
haha okay??
Eww theres a chicken in the house.
haha maybe
okay i'm fine now wow i just got like a weird feeling haha. i'm fine now.
haha im pretty sure ur high lol
:O :O :O U CALLED ME WEIRD!!!!
haha yeah. whats with the tickle me elmo thing?
haha that reminds me if you type into youtube "elmo behind the scenes" it'll show him like swearing. its great. :)
it was actually Curly who i thought was the chicken.
haha we gotta party with u sometime lol
HAHA u dun know the things i do when i'm drunk. haha
oh haha tell him i said hi
haha yeah it'd be the greatest
guess i'll find out haha
haha wait is this dallas or tim
I feel like dumbo bc my ears feel big, and i feel like a monkey bc haha i'm eating a banana i think haha, or is it a chocolate bar, haha i dun remember. Haha hey i know who i am i'm dallas winston Lmfao haha, wow hahahahahahaha
i think its dallas??
yeah he's high. haha.
Yes you will, you will find out, i don't feel well haha still gotta party tonight. haha i think i will go naked bc thats the way i'll end up anywayz. haha jkz
lol
haha
Guess what i think i need to fly with my dog, haha and i dun have a dog hahahahaha, LMFAO
haha i dont think ur kidding
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