Last night my ex calls me, and tells me that she's freakin pregnant :O. I was like woa, you sure it aint Darry's? She's all like it's yours Tim. So now I gotta be a daddy in 9 months :D
maybe both i dunno....what should i do, bc i dun wanna get off the computer, and the only way for then to do that and for me not to get the computer is to .......nvm
lmao hopefully she doesnt but she'll probly be busy with pony even though darry is there. pony probly knocked him out so he and angela could.. you know. haha.
Nose: I broke it and well i already said b4 it broke a nerve and when every it trys to grow back it bleeds, so they tryed to repair it but it didn't work.
well. my sister gave me this new beer i never had before. and i guess i have to be allergic to it or something because my face got all red and hot. haha. hows your life.
so this is my blog. My names Tim Shepherd leader of the Shepherd gang. Ya me and good o'l Dally get in alot of fights, right now, well basically all my fightin life i've lived in Tulsa. And thats all ya need to know bout me.
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ur late
OK I'M OK NOW WOW THATY WAS REALLY SCARY, I WAS JUST BOUT TO CUT MY HAIR.
ah dont do that
y are they letting u play with scissors??
i dunno. haha, i hate it when i get like a lil high
haha probly his switchblade
lol why ur funny
thats only when i'm a lil drunk. haha
hey well i got to go
AWWW MAN !!!! ok bye
bye
Steph u there?
ttyl
yeah
hey steph!
hi dally!
haha sup?
what are you doing
haha im watching tv
not that interesting haha
what about you
drinkin, u?
haha you already asked me
i had a lot of champagne earlier haha
what are you drinking
so i dun really wanna go to the party tonight!
i'm drinking like 7 beers
aw why! haha you already got 12 girls to go with you
haha of course
haha, thats the only really why i'm going i have 5 girls over right now.
haha im coming over right now
no im kidding
HAHA, ya i think they want me to get laid right now :S
ohh wow haha are you going to now or are you gonna wait till you get all 12 gathered up and at the party haha
maybe both i dunno....what should i do, bc i dun wanna get off the computer, and the only way for then to do that and for me not to get the computer is to .......nvm
lmao. stay on till you have to go to the party.
ok. haha, anyways they all look HOT!
haha! thats real nice
what time is the party
like 8:00 but where gonna go at 9:00
haha ok are you still real high
haha i think there drunk, and i'm gettin a lil. There going somewhere where there gonna go later. haha
ya kinda, ok ya i'm high haha
lol ok
wait i got another one
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
HAHA. LMFAO
Ewww ok i think i'm gettin laid :S:S:S
haha why ew? i thought you said they were hot.
oh haha you think you are?
they are but, ok i am haha, its coool.
haha alright
have you ever seen chuck and larry, or half-baked?
OHHHHHHHH!!!!!
OHHH!!! i've seen Chuck and Larry OOHHHHHHH!!!
lmfao!!
that was the greatest movie. other than bambi haha
YA!!!OHHHHHHH
haha having fun over there?
aw now dont be having too much fun without me there haha :P
OHH YA LOTS OF FUN, HAHA TIMS HAVIN FUN IN THE BEDRROM OHHH MAN THIS IS GOOD
haha is curly there?
NOOOO!!!! OMG
lmao is his girlfriend there or something
Sorry for the sound affects OHHH!! srry, haha OMG! uhh i thing sooooooooo
see i'm skilled, OHHHH i can still talk OHHHH when i'm gettin laid OHHHHHHH!!!!
haha those are some mad skills you got there. haha you should invite ponyboy over so he could get laid with angela or something. hahahaha.
OHHH MAN!!!! ANGELAS OUT WITH HIM AND OHHH DARRYS WITH THEM
ok, i'm done gettin laid till the party!!!
haha ok are you gonna leave me?
Hell no.
k good
haha just talk a lil more.
haha just talk a lil more.
haha what about im all out for tonight
hmm then i say, ummmmm, i dunno haha
Haha i hope Angela doesn't home to find me, with somethin stickin outta my pants haha.
lol im bored!
Haha i hope Angela doesn't home to find me, with somethin stickin outta my pants haha.
woops it sent 2 times haha
lmao hopefully she doesnt but she'll probly be busy with pony even though darry is there. pony probly knocked him out so he and angela could.. you know. haha.
Haha i'm proud of Angela for finally doing it. Haha
and not pony?
Oh ya Pony haha it was his first time. haha.
lmao did all 12 girls show up yet?
oh so pony DOES like girls haha. i thought he might be gay or something.
yeah why
I still think pony's gay. haha.
i dunno y did u need it?
cause i kicked a hole in the wall and... haha well nevermind.
why did you ask? have you ever had surgery
i dunno i'm bored. Ya i've had alot of surgery
haha for what reasons
Nose: I broke it and well i already said b4 it broke a nerve and when every it trys to grow back it bleeds, so they tryed to repair it but it didn't work.
Abdomen: I had appendicitis
-Kidney disease when i was 4 needed transplant.
Chest: when some stupid socs stabbed me and my lung collapsed.
leg- got shot in NY
ah it sounds like it hurts
Ahh when ya get tough like me nothin hurts.
wow.
your going to be a daddyyy.
good luck man.
you will be needing it.
[[:
cause you got shot and your lung collapsed and whatnot
Haha Hey Samii This is Dallas I'm Just at Tims house.
Haha ya oh well i lived.
I got shot at 9. haha
oh wow do you know who shot you?
hello samii
some gang ppl
oh so you didnt know em
no they where really against my gang.
nm haha, just waitin. u? I wish like nvm u wouldn't wanna hear.
yeah i do haha im bored.
helloo dalllyyy.
how life?
good man how you doin? Well i just wish i could change some of the things i did when i was younger ya know
definitely. theres so many things i wish i could change too.
so watch ya up to right now?
but guysss.
everything happens for a reasonnn.
and im okayy.
i could bee a LOTS better.
awh:/
haha im watching tool time
haha boring, i'm watchin porn.
oh of course haha. i should've known!
uhm.
nice??
why dont you just go get laid.
its more fun,
haha he was. he had like 12 girls over like 30 minutes ago.
[[;
Haha it was fun and good :P
Tongiht at the party i'm gonna get laid again so many times im gonna have an erection like a mile long haha.
wow and not one of them.
tisk tisk.
dally is losing his charm???
thats greatt.
[[;
too bad your not here.
haha.
[:
haha
hah what do you mean i'm losing my charm?
jaykayyy.
you didnt.
haha.
after tonight you should come my wayy.
haha.
[[;
haha thats what i told him
Haha i'll go both ur ways! haha, Anytime.
haha.
threesome.
haha.
[[;
haha youre so kind
tomorow.
the hotel rm #26784.
be there.
[[;
Oh i'll be there :P
lmao.
xD
yay.
haha.
oh and dallyyyy.
bring protection.
haha.
[[[[;
Haha i dun wanna be a dad even though i already might be with Curlys gf :S haha
oh snapppp.
i dont want to be a mom eitherrr.
that would ruin the swimsuit seasonnnn.
no more bikinis thenn.
haha.
thats why theres pertection haha
yay.
protection = why life is fun.
haha
do you guys like my pictahh?
haha your hair looks nice. im trying to grow mine long too.
hows my pic?
YA it's HOT!
See i dun talk to ugly ppl so if i talk 2 u then ur HOT!
lol we are hot arent we
urs is very nice toooo. [[:
and thanksss.
your hella hottt yourselff. ;DD
psssttt.
we are HELLA HOTTT.
:DDD
haha yeahh we are
i think im going to change it.
i look saddd in the pictahh.
what do you guys think of it now??
that sweatshirt is 54135687324345324
sizes tooooooo bigggg.
where did dallyy go?
haha right here just looking at porn haha
nice pic :)
dal signed on his account instead of talking on tims.
dally when did you sign on your account haha
thankksss.
and ohhh.
what do you think of my new pictahh dally?
ahh i think he left us.
probly the party.
:(
losahssss.
i hope you and dally are on tomorrowwww.
[[[[[:
check ya laterrrr.
haha k man
so hows life?
i might not be on tomorrow cause school and stuff.
dal whats wrong?
Ha i feel like a beer. Hah i'm still laughin bout this whole pregnate thing. haha. I dun wanna be da father of no babay man, haha
new pictahhh.
what do you guys thinkkk?
woo i have a 2 hour delay today. haha someone better come on this morning :)
hey anyone on.
me.
aw why did you leave me?
im real bored. haha.
helloooo.
anyone on?
hi
heyy
whats up?
heyy still on?/
Hey dun get mad at me. She had a part in it 2.
haha heyy
hi
did u have school today??
yeah and it sucked :(
oh haha thats not cool haha i cant be on that long i have to eat dinner soon im starving lol
haha yay 600th comment
haha ok
where is everyone haha
anyone on?
hi
whats going on right now
eatin popcorn.
oh haha alright.
lol hows life?
hey steph and tim!!
well. my sister gave me this new beer i never had before. and i guess i have to be allergic to it or something because my face got all red and hot.
haha. hows your life.
Ahh good to much salt on the popcorn though Hey Lyssa
ok w/e man haha i don really care anyway
hi
hey dal
haha wats up
lol hey dallas
hey man haha nothin just uh ha finished somethin ;) ha
u?
haha nice, uhhh just lookin at magazines, haha ya know what kind.
not much jus went shopping today kinda sad though cuz i spent all ma money on one thing lol
hey everyone man haha darry bought a can of rum holy crap its good
so now im broke =(
haha nice
haha how is that nice?? lol now i cant go shopping for a long time :(
haha shop lift...
hmm..good idea lol i dont care though it was a cute skirt so it was worth it haha
Haha ya shop lift thats the best way to shop.
haha i watched candy mountain like 500 more times again today lol
haha steph i watched that trapped at the drive-thru thang it was funny my little sister likes it too lol
hey tim wats up with u i havent talked to ya in like a week lol
haha that's good i like that video too. :)
hey tim haha even though i think i already said hi like a billion times.
oh Hey Steph
haha i like weird al i have like most of his songs i like the one about the backstreet boys lol
wat about me i said hi too??
haha i dont think i've ever heard that one. did you hear amish paradise?
Hey Lyssa
haha nope i havent lol
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