Sunday, December 30, 2007

Stupid Ex Girlfriend.

Last night my ex calls me, and tells me that she's freakin pregnant :O. I was like woa, you sure it aint Darry's? She's all like it's yours Tim. So now I gotta be a daddy in 9 months :D

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Tim**Shepherd said...

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!

alyssa=] said...

ur late

Tim**Shepherd said...

OK I'M OK NOW WOW THATY WAS REALLY SCARY, I WAS JUST BOUT TO CUT MY HAIR.

Steph:] said...

ah dont do that

alyssa=] said...

y are they letting u play with scissors??

Tim**Shepherd said...

i dunno. haha, i hate it when i get like a lil high

Steph:] said...

haha probly his switchblade

alyssa=] said...

lol why ur funny

Tim**Shepherd said...

thats only when i'm a lil drunk. haha

alyssa=] said...

hey well i got to go

Tim**Shepherd said...

AWWW MAN !!!! ok bye

alyssa=] said...

bye

Tim**Shepherd said...

Steph u there?

Steph:] said...

ttyl

Steph:] said...

yeah

Tim**Shepherd said...

hey steph!

Steph:] said...

hi dally!

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha sup?

Steph:] said...

what are you doing

Steph:] said...

haha im watching tv
not that interesting haha
what about you

Tim**Shepherd said...

drinkin, u?

Steph:] said...

haha you already asked me
i had a lot of champagne earlier haha
what are you drinking

Tim**Shepherd said...

so i dun really wanna go to the party tonight!

Tim**Shepherd said...

i'm drinking like 7 beers

Steph:] said...

aw why! haha you already got 12 girls to go with you

Steph:] said...

haha of course

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha, thats the only really why i'm going i have 5 girls over right now.

Steph:] said...

haha im coming over right now
no im kidding

Tim**Shepherd said...

HAHA, ya i think they want me to get laid right now :S

Steph:] said...

ohh wow haha are you going to now or are you gonna wait till you get all 12 gathered up and at the party haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

maybe both i dunno....what should i do, bc i dun wanna get off the computer, and the only way for then to do that and for me not to get the computer is to .......nvm

Steph:] said...

lmao. stay on till you have to go to the party.

Tim**Shepherd said...

ok. haha, anyways they all look HOT!

Steph:] said...

haha! thats real nice
what time is the party

Tim**Shepherd said...

like 8:00 but where gonna go at 9:00

Steph:] said...

haha ok are you still real high

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha i think there drunk, and i'm gettin a lil. There going somewhere where there gonna go later. haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

ya kinda, ok ya i'm high haha

Steph:] said...

lol ok
wait i got another one



As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Tim**Shepherd said...

HAHA. LMFAO

Tim**Shepherd said...

Ewww ok i think i'm gettin laid :S:S:S

Steph:] said...

haha why ew? i thought you said they were hot.

Steph:] said...

oh haha you think you are?

Tim**Shepherd said...

they are but, ok i am haha, its coool.

Steph:] said...

haha alright
have you ever seen chuck and larry, or half-baked?

Tim**Shepherd said...

OHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tim**Shepherd said...

OHHH!!! i've seen Chuck and Larry OOHHHHHHH!!!

Steph:] said...

lmfao!!
that was the greatest movie. other than bambi haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

YA!!!OHHHHHHH

Steph:] said...

haha having fun over there?

Steph:] said...

aw now dont be having too much fun without me there haha :P

Tim**Shepherd said...

OHH YA LOTS OF FUN, HAHA TIMS HAVIN FUN IN THE BEDRROM OHHH MAN THIS IS GOOD

Steph:] said...

haha is curly there?

Tim**Shepherd said...

NOOOO!!!! OMG

Steph:] said...

lmao is his girlfriend there or something

Tim**Shepherd said...

Sorry for the sound affects OHHH!! srry, haha OMG! uhh i thing sooooooooo

Tim**Shepherd said...

see i'm skilled, OHHHH i can still talk OHHHH when i'm gettin laid OHHHHHHH!!!!

Steph:] said...

haha those are some mad skills you got there. haha you should invite ponyboy over so he could get laid with angela or something. hahahaha.

Tim**Shepherd said...

OHHH MAN!!!! ANGELAS OUT WITH HIM AND OHHH DARRYS WITH THEM

Tim**Shepherd said...

ok, i'm done gettin laid till the party!!!

Steph:] said...

haha ok are you gonna leave me?

Tim**Shepherd said...

Hell no.

Steph:] said...

k good

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha just talk a lil more.

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha just talk a lil more.

Steph:] said...

haha what about im all out for tonight

Tim**Shepherd said...

hmm then i say, ummmmm, i dunno haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha i hope Angela doesn't home to find me, with somethin stickin outta my pants haha.

Steph:] said...

lol im bored!

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha i hope Angela doesn't home to find me, with somethin stickin outta my pants haha.

Tim**Shepherd said...

woops it sent 2 times haha

Steph:] said...

lmao hopefully she doesnt but she'll probly be busy with pony even though darry is there. pony probly knocked him out so he and angela could.. you know. haha.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha i'm proud of Angela for finally doing it. Haha

Steph:] said...

and not pony?

Tim**Shepherd said...

Oh ya Pony haha it was his first time. haha.

Steph:] said...

lmao did all 12 girls show up yet?
oh so pony DOES like girls haha. i thought he might be gay or something.

Steph:] said...

yeah why

Tim**Shepherd said...

I still think pony's gay. haha.

i dunno y did u need it?

Steph:] said...

cause i kicked a hole in the wall and... haha well nevermind.
why did you ask? have you ever had surgery

Tim**Shepherd said...

i dunno i'm bored. Ya i've had alot of surgery

Steph:] said...

haha for what reasons

Tim**Shepherd said...

Nose: I broke it and well i already said b4 it broke a nerve and when every it trys to grow back it bleeds, so they tryed to repair it but it didn't work.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Abdomen: I had appendicitis
-Kidney disease when i was 4 needed transplant.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Chest: when some stupid socs stabbed me and my lung collapsed.

leg- got shot in NY

Steph:] said...

ah it sounds like it hurts

Tim**Shepherd said...

Ahh when ya get tough like me nothin hurts.

DropDeadSamii. said...

wow.
your going to be a daddyyy.














good luck man.
you will be needing it.
[[:

Steph:] said...

cause you got shot and your lung collapsed and whatnot

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha Hey Samii This is Dallas I'm Just at Tims house.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha ya oh well i lived.

I got shot at 9. haha

Steph:] said...

oh wow do you know who shot you?
hello samii

Tim**Shepherd said...

some gang ppl

Steph:] said...

oh so you didnt know em

Tim**Shepherd said...

no they where really against my gang.

Tim**Shepherd said...

nm haha, just waitin. u? I wish like nvm u wouldn't wanna hear.

Steph:] said...

yeah i do haha im bored.

DropDeadSamii. said...

helloo dalllyyy.
how life?

Tim**Shepherd said...

good man how you doin? Well i just wish i could change some of the things i did when i was younger ya know

Steph:] said...

definitely. theres so many things i wish i could change too.

Tim**Shepherd said...

so watch ya up to right now?

DropDeadSamii. said...

but guysss.
everything happens for a reasonnn.



and im okayy.
i could bee a LOTS better.

Steph:] said...

awh:/

haha im watching tool time

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha boring, i'm watchin porn.

Steph:] said...

oh of course haha. i should've known!

DropDeadSamii. said...

uhm.
nice??
why dont you just go get laid.
its more fun,

Steph:] said...

haha he was. he had like 12 girls over like 30 minutes ago.

DropDeadSamii. said...

[[;

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha it was fun and good :P

Tongiht at the party i'm gonna get laid again so many times im gonna have an erection like a mile long haha.

DropDeadSamii. said...

wow and not one of them.
tisk tisk.

dally is losing his charm???

DropDeadSamii. said...

thats greatt.
[[;
too bad your not here.
haha.
[:

Steph:] said...

haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

hah what do you mean i'm losing my charm?

DropDeadSamii. said...

jaykayyy.
you didnt.
haha.
after tonight you should come my wayy.
haha.
[[;

Steph:] said...

haha thats what i told him

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha i'll go both ur ways! haha, Anytime.

DropDeadSamii. said...

haha.
threesome.
haha.
[[;

Steph:] said...

haha youre so kind

DropDeadSamii. said...

tomorow.
the hotel rm #26784.
be there.
[[;

Tim**Shepherd said...

Oh i'll be there :P

Steph:] said...

lmao.
xD

DropDeadSamii. said...

yay.
haha.
oh and dallyyyy.












bring protection.
haha.
[[[[;

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha i dun wanna be a dad even though i already might be with Curlys gf :S haha

DropDeadSamii. said...

oh snapppp.

i dont want to be a mom eitherrr.

that would ruin the swimsuit seasonnnn.
no more bikinis thenn.

haha.

Tim**Shepherd said...

thats why theres pertection haha

DropDeadSamii. said...

yay.

protection = why life is fun.

Steph:] said...

haha

DropDeadSamii. said...

do you guys like my pictahh?

Steph:] said...

haha your hair looks nice. im trying to grow mine long too.

hows my pic?

Tim**Shepherd said...

YA it's HOT!

Tim**Shepherd said...

See i dun talk to ugly ppl so if i talk 2 u then ur HOT!

Steph:] said...

lol we are hot arent we

DropDeadSamii. said...

urs is very nice toooo. [[:

and thanksss.

your hella hottt yourselff. ;DD

DropDeadSamii. said...

psssttt.



we are HELLA HOTTT.
:DDD

Steph:] said...

haha yeahh we are

DropDeadSamii. said...

i think im going to change it.
i look saddd in the pictahh.

DropDeadSamii. said...

what do you guys think of it now??
that sweatshirt is 54135687324345324
sizes tooooooo bigggg.

DropDeadSamii. said...

where did dallyy go?

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha right here just looking at porn haha

Steph:] said...

nice pic :)
dal signed on his account instead of talking on tims.

Steph:] said...

dally when did you sign on your account haha

DropDeadSamii. said...

thankksss.
and ohhh.
what do you think of my new pictahh dally?

Steph:] said...

ahh i think he left us.
probly the party.
:(

DropDeadSamii. said...

losahssss.

i hope you and dally are on tomorrowwww.
[[[[[:


check ya laterrrr.

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha k man

Tim**Shepherd said...

so hows life?

Steph:] said...

i might not be on tomorrow cause school and stuff.
dal whats wrong?

Tim**Shepherd said...

Ha i feel like a beer. Hah i'm still laughin bout this whole pregnate thing. haha. I dun wanna be da father of no babay man, haha

DropDeadSamii. said...

new pictahhh.




what do you guys thinkkk?

Steph:] said...

woo i have a 2 hour delay today. haha someone better come on this morning :)

Tim**Shepherd said...

hey anyone on.

Steph:] said...

me.

Steph:] said...

aw why did you leave me?
im real bored. haha.

DropDeadSamii. said...

helloooo.

Tim**Shepherd said...

anyone on?

Steph:] said...

hi

alyssa=] said...

heyy

Steph:] said...

whats up?

alyssa=] said...

heyy still on?/

Tim**Shepherd said...

Hey dun get mad at me. She had a part in it 2.

alyssa=] said...

haha heyy

Steph:] said...

hi

alyssa=] said...

did u have school today??

Steph:] said...

yeah and it sucked :(

alyssa=] said...

oh haha thats not cool haha i cant be on that long i have to eat dinner soon im starving lol

alyssa=] said...

haha yay 600th comment

Steph:] said...

haha ok

Steph:] said...

where is everyone haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

anyone on?

Steph:] said...

hi

Steph:] said...

whats going on right now

Tim**Shepherd said...

eatin popcorn.

Steph:] said...

oh haha alright.

Tim**Shepherd said...

lol hows life?

alyssa=] said...

hey steph and tim!!

Steph:] said...

well. my sister gave me this new beer i never had before. and i guess i have to be allergic to it or something because my face got all red and hot.
haha. hows your life.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Ahh good to much salt on the popcorn though Hey Lyssa

Dally Winston said...

ok w/e man haha i don really care anyway

Steph:] said...

hi

Tim**Shepherd said...

hey dal

alyssa=] said...

haha wats up

alyssa=] said...

lol hey dallas

Dally Winston said...

hey man haha nothin just uh ha finished somethin ;) ha
u?

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha nice, uhhh just lookin at magazines, haha ya know what kind.

alyssa=] said...

not much jus went shopping today kinda sad though cuz i spent all ma money on one thing lol

Dally Winston said...

hey everyone man haha darry bought a can of rum holy crap its good

alyssa=] said...

so now im broke =(

Dally Winston said...

haha nice

alyssa=] said...

haha how is that nice?? lol now i cant go shopping for a long time :(

Dally Winston said...

haha shop lift...

alyssa=] said...

hmm..good idea lol i dont care though it was a cute skirt so it was worth it haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha ya shop lift thats the best way to shop.

alyssa=] said...

haha i watched candy mountain like 500 more times again today lol

haha steph i watched that trapped at the drive-thru thang it was funny my little sister likes it too lol

alyssa=] said...

hey tim wats up with u i havent talked to ya in like a week lol

Steph:] said...

haha that's good i like that video too. :)
hey tim haha even though i think i already said hi like a billion times.

Tim**Shepherd said...

oh Hey Steph

alyssa=] said...

haha i like weird al i have like most of his songs i like the one about the backstreet boys lol

alyssa=] said...

wat about me i said hi too??

Steph:] said...

haha i dont think i've ever heard that one. did you hear amish paradise?

Tim**Shepherd said...

Hey Lyssa

alyssa=] said...

haha nope i havent lol

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