Sunday, December 30, 2007

Stupid Ex Girlfriend.

Last night my ex calls me, and tells me that she's freakin pregnant :O. I was like woa, you sure it aint Darry's? She's all like it's yours Tim. So now I gotta be a daddy in 9 months :D

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Anonymous said...

aww that's cool have fun then read my comment on the next blog down wat do u think of it

Anonymous said...

WAT IS THE GIRLS NAME? I HOPE U DON'T HAVE TROUBLE WITH THAT KID THOUGH

greaser*gal said...

oo yah nd HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

Dallas: I will name Tims kid Dallas jr. Haha i hope he truns out like me and not his dad. ( haha i slept with that girl b4 and i can see why everyone else does because shes like wow, good in bed.)

Tim**Shepherd said...

Dallas: HAHA i left the party early, i already had my share of the girls already. Haha alls i have to say is one room, 5 hot blonde girls, and one hot guy with new hot red streaks. And another thing i can say is it got REALLY hot in there quikly!!!!

Tim**Shepherd said...

HAHA ya i yhink i would want MY
kid to turn oUT like tim more theN YOu NO OFFENCCE DALLAS.

Tim**Shepherd said...

I'M SOO BORED I'M TALKIN TO MYSELF!

alyssa=] said...

haha way to go tim ;)

alyssa=] said...

oh yeah and i gots the first comment of 2008!!

=)

Tim**Shepherd said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Tim**Shepherd said...

HAHA anyone on?

Tim**Shepherd said...

Dallas: YO is anyone on.

alyssa=] said...

heyy still on??

alyssa=] said...

hey if u get the chance lol go to youtube and type in candy mountain and click on the unicorn

haha its really dumb lol but i think its really funny haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

anyone one?

Anonymous said...

happy new year i had so much fun last nite that when i woke up this moring i felt so sick i puke and evrything i'm still freakin dizzy but it wuz so worth it besides i'm still trying 2 get use 2 my time zone cuz i wuz in california and all i have 2 go back 2 skool tomarrow noooo i don't wanna but i have to >:( oh well happy new year

alyssa=] said...

heyy

Tim**Shepherd said...

heyy!

alyssa=] said...

haha did u watch candy mountain??

Tim**Shepherd said...

Ya it was freakin funny.

Tim**Shepherd said...

so did u have fun last night? haha tims still hung over, me just a lil, haha.

alyssa=] said...

haha yeah we always have fun lol [[i love candy mountain haha]]

alyssa=] said...

haha is this curly??

Tim**Shepherd said...

whos always on when tims really hung over?

alyssa=] said...

uhh...you??? lol

alyssa=] said...

haha u cant use trick questions on me i thought u knew that lol

alyssa=] said...

haha we're not really doing anything we went shopping and partying last night so we are kinda tired haha how was ur party??

Tim**Shepherd said...

nah i'm not that smart i dun even go to skool. haha in only some ways i'm smart man. haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

like i said one room 5 hot blonde girls, one hot guuy with new red streaks. HAHA

Tim**Shepherd said...

Well there where more ppl, but we went into a differnt room then them haha.

alyssa=] said...

haha sounds like fun i got pulled over on the way home haha but i swtiched seats with my friend morgan cuz she doesnt drink so it all worked out lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha. sometimes i drive drunk. Haha 2 times i've been put in jail for doin that but that don't stop me haha

alyssa=] said...

haha thats why we always take a nerd to partys with us lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

ur friend Morgan doesn't know what she missin out on. drinkins one thing i like in life haha.

alyssa=] said...

haha but im good so i never get in trouble lol ;)

Tim**Shepherd said...

HAHA. sometimes i like it in jail though, hot girls and no dad. haha its like boring but time to think about things ya know haha

alyssa=] said...

haha i know its really annoying she gets mad though cuz we always party and get drunk and go out in miniskirts and she wears grandma clothes lol

alyssa=] said...

haha not really i've never been to jail [yet] my parents dont know what we do lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

Mini skirts :P thats hot haha, wow brb hot blondy walkin outside gonna see if i can get me a number.

alyssa=] said...

haha yeah we do look pretty hot in miniskirts lol

what?? theres no way shes hotter than me :O

Tim**Shepherd said...

ok back i think i've got myself a party tonight, hmmm wonder how far this girl will go.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha, dun worrie, your still HOT!

alyssa=] said...

lol not farther than me ;)

alyssa=] said...

uhh the HOTTEST

Tim**Shepherd said...

oh naughty, haha i like that :P

Tim**Shepherd said...

Well i know that haha. I hope she will go as far i as i will. haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

I hope she goes as far as u would :P haha

alyssa=] said...

haha yeah i know :P

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha. i dunno where i'm gonna go tonight though. Honestly i think shes a socs.

alyssa=] said...

ohh

Tim**Shepherd said...

I dun care shes HOT!!!!!!with a capital H

alyssa=] said...

what about me??

Tim**Shepherd said...

But see i'll prob never meet you.

:(

alyssa=] said...

duh

alyssa=] said...

haha put a pic up so we can see ur new hair lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha. brb my nose is bleeding.

Tim**Shepherd said...

ok back.

alyssa=] said...

haha y is ur nose bleeding?? lol

lol i thought u liked ur hair haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

my nose is bleeding bc ever since i think it was like 2 or 3 years ago at a rumble someone punched me and broke my nose so bad i had to go to the hospital, and then they found out that like a piece of bone went into my nerve, and it broke the nerve and when ever a new one trys to grom back my nose bleeds. haha ya i did like my hair till one of my streaks turned kinda blond, now i have black, red, and blonde :S but i still look hot!!! haha

alyssa=] said...

haha i bet you still do lol

lol watch candy mountain again its even funnier the more u watch it lol we've watched it like 10 times haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

I watched it 3 times bc you told me to watch it. Haha the girl is a socs :S if you really want me to i'll watch it 100 times just for you haha

alyssa=] said...

aww thanks =)

Tim**Shepherd said...

Np. whats ur favorite movie? random but what is it?

alyssa=] said...

haha that is really random lol but umm...i guess jus like any scary or funny movie lol and yours??

Tim**Shepherd said...

umm i can't say my favorite movie well actually i have 2

alyssa=] said...

norbit was a really good movie i thought and so was employee of the month lol and ive seen like every scary movie but i like saw, and the hills have eyes and stuff like that lol

alyssa=] said...

haha why what are they??

Tim**Shepherd said...

well ones inappropriate, and the other is like ummm well kinda not a tuff movie.

alyssa=] said...

haha its okay i wont make fun of you lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

ok well nvm it doesn't matter.

Tim**Shepherd said...

So anywayz haha so far i've got three girls to party with tongiht :P

alyssa=] said...

haha okay well then whats ur favorite song

Tim**Shepherd said...

i dun have one. haha ok my favorite movies are bambi and well the other ones dirty.

alyssa=] said...

are you serious?? i was like obessessed with that movie i love bambi thats hilarious have u seen bambi 2??

Tim**Shepherd said...

i dunno why but that bambi is tuff haha.

Tim**Shepherd said...

i dunno why but that bambi is tuff haha.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha. thats awsome see 2 great minds think alike!!!!

Tim**Shepherd said...

oh and two hot minds think alike 2!!!

Steph:] said...

hey. sorry if this is like interrupting or whatever. anyone who likes bambi has got otbe colo.

alyssa=] said...

yeah haha i know lol bambi is so cute when he is a baby with little spot haha i like thumper and flower too lol but ut was sad when his mommy died :(

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha when his mom died i laughed srry but that was funny.

Tim**Shepherd said...

hey steph!

alyssa=] said...

ugh ur mean that was sad i felt bad for bambi lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

Steph u there?

Tim**Shepherd said...

Damn right i'm mean haha, only a pretty face can stop me.

alyssa=] said...

ohh i guess but it was still sad cuz then that big pimp deer had to take care of him lol

alyssa=] said...

haha but its just a movie so i guess its not really that sad lol

Steph:] said...

yeah i just left for a few minutes

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha that was on gangsta deer. haha, it was funny yesturday Johnny was being all gangster. haha girls liked it.

Tim**Shepherd said...

oh man todays like hot girls day. haha brb neither hot girl.

alyssa=] said...

haha i bet

lol steph have u watched candy mountain on youtube?? its very funny if u watch it like 10 times lol

Steph:] said...

lmao yeah i saw that. i liked it when the letters exploded when they were done singing.

Tim**Shepherd said...

ok i'm back...

alyssa=] said...

oh really i liked the song that they were singing lol and i liked the red unicorn and the leoplurodon thingy that helped them find candy mountain haha

alyssa=] said...

haha is she going to the party now too??

Steph:] said...

haha yeah its probly my favorite youtube video. other than muffins vid. and kelly's song "shoes."

Tim**Shepherd said...

yup thats 4!!!

Tim**Shepherd said...

Anyone else wanna come???? haha join my party if ya know what i mean!!!

alyssa=] said...

haha wish i could :(

Steph:] said...

is this dally talking

Tim**Shepherd said...

I know i am man. haha it's what i do. Anywayz i need some more ppl to come. haha i keep lookin out the window for hot broads!

Steph:] said...

oh haha yeah i did see that. then i saw that someone else made a video about hair and it was the same tune as shoes

alyssa=] said...

haha who else would it be??

Steph:] said...

ohh baby. id come but im too far away. haha. :p

Tim**Shepherd said...

no it's the ginger bread man haha. ya its dally. GOD I HATE MY NAME haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha. u ppl live to far away, move closer, haha

Steph:] said...

oh god you really got me on that one. not really. haha.

Steph:] said...

ew i know. i feel bad though about the people making horrible comments. theyre just little kids haha. they probly dont know any better.

alyssa=] said...

why u dont think im worth the drive?? haha or why dont u move here??

Tim**Shepherd said...

I have no clue what u guys are talkin bout.

Steph:] said...

i know god dally. you go all through canada but yet you cant make a quick stop at our places. haha. im kidding.

alyssa=] said...

yeah but i dont really like little kids lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha, bc then i would leave my gang and the hot girls who live here.

alyssa=] said...

haha jus a youtube thing lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

Hey i'm srry man haha i would have made a stop to see ya!!

Steph:] said...

haha i know sometimes they can get annoying. the only kids i really like are my little cousins.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Ya ur worth the drive depending on what we where gonna do

Steph:] said...

you should come up to hershey in PA and then stop by my place haha. but i think they are moving to mexico or something. retards.

alyssa=] said...

haha i think u know

Tim**Shepherd said...

well tell me?

alyssa=] said...

you'll find out

Tim**Shepherd said...

i will, will i? haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

but when haha, god i feel so bad to what i did to Curly

alyssa=] said...

haha yeah u will :P

alyssa=] said...

haha as soon as u come

why wat did u do to curly??

Tim**Shepherd said...

WOW ur naughty. haha, its to bad to tell.

Tim**Shepherd said...

steph u there?

Steph:] said...

haha yeah. aw what did you do to curly

alyssa=] said...

haha if u knew me better that wouldnt be a surprise :P

oh sorry bout that then :(

Tim**Shepherd said...

No it's to bad to say! Like this is really bad, except i haven't told him yet.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha. Holy crap i feel bad.

Steph:] said...

oh god haha maybe i dont want to know then.

alyssa=] said...

ohh im sorry

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha, y what do u think i did steph?

Steph:] said...

lmao. well. i don't know. maybe im wrong.

alyssa=] said...

r u the one that knocked up his gf

Tim**Shepherd said...

well tell and well see if ur right or wrong.

Tim**Shepherd said...

No comment Lyssa

alyssa=] said...

am i right??

Steph:] said...

i was thinking the same thing

Tim**Shepherd said...

No comment

alyssa=] said...

oh okay

Steph:] said...

is that a yes
:/

Tim**Shepherd said...

umm maybe.

Tim**Shepherd said...

it's not my fault haha. that better be his kid. haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

it's not my fault haha. that better be his kid. haha

alyssa=] said...

oh okay then if thats a yes then we can change the subject now

Steph:] said...

:0.

alyssa=] said...
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Tim**Shepherd said...

brb

alyssa=] said...

yeah but u cant tell tim

Tim**Shepherd said...

HE HAS A KID!!!

Tim**Shepherd said...

i sure as hell can't tell tim he'll flip. Alls i say is it better not be my kid.

alyssa=] said...

well idk that wat he told me but dont tell no one

Anonymous said...

Hey dallas i'll be at ur party!!!!

Steph:] said...

haha who is that

alyssa=] said...

well im gunna delete the comments about it then in case he reads them

Tim**Shepherd said...

its sabrina.

:]

Tim**Shepherd said...

thats who it is haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

i think it is.

Anonymous said...

Ya it is.

srry is this a bad time to be talking.

Tim**Shepherd said...

no it's iight haha

Steph:] said...

oh haha i dont know who that is.

Tim**Shepherd said...

its curlys gf. haha

Anonymous said...

So how is everyone doing?

Steph:] said...

ohh haha hey

Tim**Shepherd said...

Lyssa u dere?

alyssa=] said...

haha yeah my thing signed out :( lol heyy sabrina

Anonymous said...

Hey how are you all doing.

haha Dallas what times the party?

alyssa=] said...

haha im doin fine and u??

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha we dun want it to end up like last time. i dunno it's not my party i'll just get there when ever.

Steph:] said...

im steph:] .im feeling good haha. how are you?

Anonymous said...

oh i'm doing good. Pregnate :S mom freaked out!

alyssa=] said...

thats okay ma friend cheyenne is prego too but with an ugly guy :|

Anonymous said...

Haha at least she knows who the dad is haha.

Anonymous said...

I feel so bad though bc Curlys so nice and everything.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha

alyssa=] said...

it okay you'll find out

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha better not be mine.

alyssa=] said...

so wats up??

Steph:] said...

aw my sis's friend brittany is pregnant. shes due in a couple days. hope youre doing alright.

Tim**Shepherd said...

nm. haha just still lookin out the window.

Anonymous said...

Ya i am haha. I dunno why we did it dallas. I guess u where drunk haha.

Tim**Shepherd said...

I don't mind that we did it. haha ur good at it.

Steph:] said...

lmao. im listening to the new britney spears cd and its HORRIBLE. i mean no offense or anything. haha. and its not like i paid for it.

alyssa=] said...

haha thats a little random, haha

Anonymous said...

ya. lol

alyssa=] said...

haha 200th

alyssa=] said...

haha besides britney spears isnt that bad lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

NEED MORE PPL TO COME!!! So far i i only got 7 girls.

Tim**Shepherd said...

I'd like to sleep with brittany spears.

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha steph i just read what you said on tblog. No i wouldn't want to be the father of a billion kids but i would like to.....nvm

Anonymous said...

Ewww i think i know what that nvm part means like to fill it in

alyssa=] said...

haha not jus girls in tulsa though haha

Jude said...

britney spears makes me throw up a little

Steph:] said...

lmao. nice dally.

haha i liked her first couple cds. i just dont like this new cd called blackout.

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha where else then? where else has all the hot girls u can sleep with? haha

Steph:] said...

PA

alyssa=] said...

right here

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