Thursday, January 3, 2008

So I Might Be Moving.

The other day my dad finally told the whole family that where probably gonna be moving to the west side of Tulsa. That mad all of us mad, my dad didn't care, he never has and never will. He had to go and take that stupid job just so we could get more money. If I move down there I don't care I am not gonna become a stinkin filthy socs. But still if we move for sure I am gonna shoot my dad in the head, and thats that. Plus he didn't care what i had to say bout it. He said I was a dirty pig, gettin a girl pregnate. Well this is to my dad BANG BANG!!!!right in the head.

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Dally Winston said...

oh and BTW when r we gonna fight man come on pick a date

Tim**Shepherd said...

saturday man, haha we might be movin but if we are i'm gonna shoot my dad

Dally Winston said...

haha ok saturday ha
fight fair or no? up to u man

alyssa=] said...

heyy srry bout the movin thing :(

hey wats up dallas

Tim**Shepherd said...

hmmm i dunno man. hmmmm

Tim**Shepherd said...

well ask lyssa fiar fight or no?

Dally Winston said...

nothin up wit me man just hangin out waitin for two-bit were gonna go do some damage haha.
u?

Dally Winston said...

fair fight? ha

Tim**Shepherd said...

yo man i'm gettin wasted right here. to many beers like last night haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

ya fair fight then, even though you always win fair fights man. haha

Dally Winston said...

yeah? haha

Dally Winston said...

haha no hidden blades? or wut?

Tim**Shepherd said...

No fair fight is a fair fight man. no hiddin blades.

alyssa=] said...

aww thats no fun

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha see if i had it my way it wouldn't be a fair fight But Dally wants a fair fight. haha i'm better with a switch blade then my hands but thats ok. haha

Dally Winston said...

i never said i didnt want a fair fight man.
ha uh...how do ya'll cook an egg?

Tim**Shepherd said...

ok then it's not a fair fight and thats final.

i dunno how to cook an egg haha i cant even make toast.

alyssa=] said...

lol y i thought u always won fair fights??

alyssa=] said...

im really good at toast

Dally Winston said...

i always win every fight man haha
someone come on tell me how to cook an effin egg man!

Tim**Shepherd said...

hey i won once.......i think haha

alyssa=] said...

haha just put it in a bowl and stir it then put like salt and peper in then put it in a pan lol

Dally Winston said...

ok fine how bout fair fight but u can bring anything u want aka suprise blades haha k?

alyssa=] said...

i dont really know my dad puts milk and cheese in???

Dally Winston said...

wtf? i still dont get it. i'll just wait for pony to come man haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

ya sure man suprise blades. haha

Dally Winston said...

haha i hate clingy haha man thats funny. tell her my number. but say its urs and that ur gonna answer it, then when i pick up she be all like wut? and then i well get ride of her for yeah. k man?

alyssa=] said...

lol just have cereal

Tim**Shepherd said...

k man haha i dun even know how she got pregnate....well i do but i cant afford a kid haha. shes gonna phone ur number.

Dally Winston said...

HAHA i got rid of her man she'll never call u again! shes so shook up man haha ur free.

alyssa=] said...

haha thats kinda weird..lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha alls i know how to make is beer cause it's already in the bottle. alls i have to do is pop off the top and drink it

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha thank god no more of that girl.

Dally Winston said...

yeah so yesturday i did it on a fileing cabnit man haha

alyssa=] said...

haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha nice man.

Dally Winston said...

yeah that was really unstable if u no wut i mean haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

i'm gonna get laid tonight. haha

Dally Winston said...

yeah same man but im goin to the nightly double i think man
well first im goin with two-bit and gonna destroy stuff man haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha. i bet it would be unstable

Dally Winston said...

wtf i rote msn i ment man tho

Dally Winston said...

haha go get her man
oh wait u cant haha
im kiddin man

Tim**Shepherd said...

BRB i gotta go get that Hot girl. haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

back

alyssa=] said...

lol that was fast haha

Dally Winston said...

haha got turned down that fast man haha?

Tim**Shepherd said...

NOpe i got her Number!!!!!!

alyssa=] said...

its okay :)

Dally Winston said...

haha riiight
naw im kiddin man haha

alyssa=] said...

oh haha good job

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha have you ever seen her. Well i dun think u would remember. haha you've been with sooooo many girls. haha

Dally Winston said...

ahha iv probably been with her. wuts er name?>

Tim**Shepherd said...

uhhhhh i dunno haha. ummmm i'll find out tonight haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

oh wait i'll find out right now.

wait but why is she wearing butty shorts and a low tank top in this weather....oh well shes hot k brb

Dally Winston said...

haha i think i no her man. yep
PLEASE dont mention me man to her haha

alyssa=] said...

haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

Back. Why did somewthin bad happn with u and her?

Dally Winston said...

haha yeah but if u tell her u gonna fight me on saturday man she'll be all over ya probably haha
but not when u tell her who is most definalty gonna win BTW the answer to that is me haha

alyssa=] said...

lol we'll see...

Tim**Shepherd said...

nope man i am gonna win. haha she asked me if i knew u haha

alyssa=] said...

haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

i said i did.....and she said HE NEVER PHONED ME BACK!!!!! then she started crying on my shoulder. God dally what did u do to her. hahaha

Tim**Shepherd said...

HELLO ANYONE THERE?????

alyssa=] said...

haha yeah

alyssa=] said...

where'd dallas go??

Tim**Shepherd said...

i dunno two-bit prob went over. haha

alyssa=] said...

aww he didnt say bye :(

Tim**Shepherd said...

HAHA. oh well sup?

alyssa=] said...

haha nuthin u??

alyssa=] said...

haha what was up with u last night when u were like talkin bout snakes and stuff idk lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

i dunno alls i know is b4 i went crazy i hit my head on the desk haha.....Brain Damage.

alyssa=] said...

lol its ok it was pretty funny lol i dont remember everything u said but something about someone eating the fire haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha, eating fire? thats kinda strange. haha, hopefully it wasn't bc of 2 many beers

Dally Winston said...

haha me and two-bit did some great shit.
oh and uh lyssa i usually never say bye man hahatim, i dont think i should tell u wut i did to her, but if she said i didn't phone back, im glad she said that and no the other thing haha

Dally Winston said...

u where on drugs man tim haha

alyssa=] said...

haha it was funny but yeah very strange lol me and steph thought u were prolly high or something lol then u said that u were high as a birdy in the sky or something lol then u wanted to be an eraser?? lol

Dally Winston said...

wtf is wrong with my beer it tastes like candy or sugar or something.

alyssa=] said...

haha dallas u wont even say bye to ME?? lol

alyssa=] said...

lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

i was on drugs? haha crystal meth

alyssa=] said...

haha it was funny though but u wouldnt answer for a long time and steph was like he's prolly dead lol

alyssa=] said...

haha that reminds me of the time i was talkin to angela and u were frosty the snowman haha and barking at the fucked up kid lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha i remeber seeing fire. Haha Dallas what would u care if i do that shit or not? haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

Oh ya i kinda remember that. haha was i trying to stick a carrot up my nose? i remeber doing that. haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha ok man, but it's good stuff oh well.

alyssa=] said...

yeah and u were putting ice on ur head and singing and playing with soap lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

wow i think i need a doctor.

alyssa=] said...

brb u guys can have the 100th comment lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

ya thats true. I'm gettin wasted right now. haha i have drinkin 12 beers. haha wow i feel happy and dizzy.

Dally Winston said...

haha iv been drinkin since 8 in the mornin i think thats why someone swit ched my beer for pop. i thinkit was either ponyboy or two-bit. i cant think of anyone else that would do that and not be scared shitless

Tim**Shepherd said...

i'm gonna be back on in bout 30 mins u guys be on!!!!

alyssa=] said...

kk back

alyssa=] said...

did ya miss me??

alyssa=] said...

good thats what i thought
=)

alyssa=] said...

so twobit and ponyboy r there?

Dally Winston said...

yeah man

alyssa=] said...

lol tell them i said hi haha

alyssa=] said...

lol y did u call me man haha?

Dally Winston said...

i did and they said who is that. and i said some girl and they said ok then and i said yeah. ok maybe thats nat exaclty how it went

Dally Winston said...

because i call everyone that even broads so thats why. sorry man..see i said it again.

alyssa=] said...

haha its okay i dont care i was jus asking lol haha y dont they know me im like the coolest person on here lol

alyssa=] said...

haha yeah ive never talked to her i dont think she would like me :(

Dally Winston said...

uh i dunno she hates soc's and stuff like that like preps or somethin but she rox man and turns me on to haha

alyssa=] said...

haha im not a soc i jus dont think she would like me cuz im kinda preppy so i guess sambo wouldnt realy like me either idk

lol who doesnt turn u on??

Tim**Shepherd said...

back people

Steph:] said...

hey

Dally Winston said...

ok ok anything that is a girl and walks on two legs and is hot and not a monkey.
hey tim

alyssa=] said...

heyy tim nd steph wats up

Dally Winston said...

hey steph

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha hey.

alyssa=] said...

lol

Tim**Shepherd said...

oh god i went to the beer store and they wouldn't give me any bc they said i was drunk so when they went into the storage room, i stole 5 packs haha.

Tim**Shepherd said...

And now i'm happily drinking nd gettin drunk again

Steph:] said...

haha nothing much you?

Dally Winston said...

haha good job tim nice work man!!

Dally Winston said...

nm

Steph:] said...

what kind of beer is it haha

alyssa=] said...

lol thats fun

well i g2g i will be back on prolly later if anyones gunna be on

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha thanx man, i think i'm gettin drunk haha, if i go crazy just ignore me and my fun just keep talkin haha

Steph:] said...

bye
ill probly be on later
:)

Tim**Shepherd said...

i'll be on later maybe haha

alyssa=] said...

k bye guys ttyl steph

=D

Steph:] said...

haha tim so you had fun last night? lmao you said you were a barbie girl.

Dally Winston said...

so its jus u and me tim?

alyssa=] said...

and ttyl tim haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

ya i think. haha theres some random broad knocking on my door. haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha i was a barbie girl? thats why i had angelas pink top on this morning haha

Steph:] said...

porbly the retard 5 doors down!

Tim**Shepherd said...

no shes to hot to be the fuck up 5 doors down lol

Steph:] said...

haha did you really?! lmao. you said you liked having plastic boobs and fake hair. and a pink car. xD

Tim**Shepherd said...

:|

:O


I did? HAHA LMFAO

Tim**Shepherd said...

her names like merissa or sumthin haha.

Steph:] said...

and you said you love talking to hammers. and that the hammer's name was nail. haha :D

Steph:] said...

lol is the girl there for curly

Tim**Shepherd said...

i dunno, i hope shes here for me :P

Steph:] said...

haha it was hilarious though

Dally Winston said...

haha i no her sister i think

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha. Dallas u should see this broad. haha she better then the girl that was outside.

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha ok: so i was eating fire, being barbie girl and talkin to hammers.

Steph:] said...

haha yeah and you kept saying wow. like over and over for no reason.

Dally Winston said...

yeah man?but im already with 4 girls right now.
ah WTH haha

DropDeadSamii. said...

helloo

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha 4 man haha i only got 2.

Steph:] said...

hey samii
:)

Dally Winston said...

hey samii!!! never talked for like ever man! haha

Tim**Shepherd said...

if i do that again in like a lil while bc i'm feelin dizzy too much beer then just ignore me haha. hahahahahahahahaha wow

Dally Winston said...

haha nice

Tim**Shepherd said...

wow haha forever is like long LMFAO HAHA wow like the song they sing on winnie the poo....woops wasn't suppose to say that HAHAHAHA

Steph:] said...

haha it was kind of confusing at first because you kept saying you thought you felt like you were dead or something. but then it got real funny when you started saying the barbie stuff haha. you even sang the song.

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha i said poo

Dally Winston said...

ha yeah

Steph:] said...

uhm ok. haha.

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha theres another barbie girl song.....this is about hmmmmm Angela i'm an ugly girl my face makes you hurl, sad i have sumthi sumthin acne everywhere unwanted facial hair i'm a relation to frankinsteins creation...hahahahahahahahah

Dally Winston said...

yea

DropDeadSamii. said...

helloo.
miss mehh?

Tim**Shepherd said...

HAHA!!!!ok now i think oi'm gonna vomit........:S

DropDeadSamii. said...

sooooo.

Tim**Shepherd said...

Haha Angela and POnyboy are at the movies again!! Hope they come home this time haha

Dally Winston said...

yeah i guess i did

DropDeadSamii. said...

so.
how was everyone's dayy?

Dally Winston said...

not bad man i was hangin out with two-bit and jus drinkin
u?

DropDeadSamii. said...

well i got "molested".
brb.
[[[[:

Dally Winston said...

haha really?

Tim**Shepherd said...

brb in 20 mins

Tim**Shepherd said...

u better be here

Steph:] said...

im real tired.haha.

DropDeadSamii. said...

yessssss.
by my friendddd.
haha.
he is very sexual/violent.




[[;
yay.
haha.

Dally Winston said...

oooooo sounds tuff

DropDeadSamii. said...

tired...
from schooolll?

Steph:] said...

dal's probly jealous haha

Dally Winston said...

ha ha ha. no im not man iv got loads of girls to uh u no haha

DropDeadSamii. said...

yeppp.

pretty muchh.

that happens to meh just about.....


everydayy.

[[:

haha.
psssttt.
dont worry dall.
it would be my pleasureeee.
haha.

Steph:] said...

haha well i was tired all day.. hah just wondering- can extreme tiredness be a symptom of hangover?? haha. like i dont remember ever being this tired. and i have the slightest headache.

Steph:] said...

dal i'd do you haha

Dally Winston said...

haha well then

Dally Winston said...

yeah? u to eh?

DropDeadSamii. said...

haha...
i dont thinks soo.




wow.
can we say that we are all.........

pervertsss?
haha.

but hellaaa awesome ones if thatttt.
[[:

Steph:] said...

haha younger than you...

DropDeadSamii. said...

how old are yoouuu?

Dally Winston said...

haha yeah. no im not. maybe i dunno

DropDeadSamii. said...

200thh commenttttt.




yayayayay.
[[:

Dally Winston said...

im 17 and u guys?

Steph:] said...

haha you guys tell me how old you are first xD

DropDeadSamii. said...

about that 200th comment.
i was wrong.

]]:

damnnnn.

Steph:] said...

oh god i thought you were 16 lmao.

DropDeadSamii. said...

bbl.
be onnnn.
[[:
and 16.

Dally Winston said...

ok well i was but like november made me 17

Steph:] said...

ohh yep im younger than bof of you. haha how embarassing.

Dally Winston said...

how old r u then man? the youngest i go for is usually 15 but 14.5 is ok haha

Steph:] said...

awh. haha. well...

Steph:] said...

im 13 and ill be 14 in may.

Dally Winston said...

come on tell

Steph:] said...

haha yeah

Dally Winston said...

ur even younger than ponyboy. haha thats kool

Steph:] said...

no youre probly laughing your ass off right now. hahaha.

Dally Winston said...

naw no man haha im having my own drinkin contest wit two-bit man haha

Steph:] said...

oh haha tell him i said hi

Tim**Shepherd said...

haha i'm back!

Steph:] said...

haha hey

Dally Winston said...

yeah tim

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